I'm straight-up hilarious.
Sometimes I complain about the weather being so hot and how my house is so old the wiring can’t handle air conditioning without blowing up a wall or something.
And sometimes there are beautiful perfect people who listen to me complain and then buy me an adorable wonderful hilarious gift and send it to me in the mail because Australia is very very far from here.
LIKE ZOE.
LOOK WHAT ZOE BOUGHT ME COULD SHE BE ANY MORE WONDERFUL OH MY SWEET LORD ZOE YOU SWEET LITTLE KOALA ANGEL, YOU!!!
